Things I Will Never Buy

Posted on June 26, 2011


I’m not sure how I missed this recent invention by Mattel.

Oh, that’s right.  I haven’t been buying crap for doll-obsessed girls.

The Girl really has no interest in dolls.  Thank the almighty heavens for that.

But, seriously?  Why would you stick a camera in the middle of Barbie’s cleavage?  Who’s staring at that cleavage already, and what the heck are you doing by encouraging more people to stare at the cleavage?

Seems Mattel released this doll just in time for the holidays last year!

It’s a bit creepy.  She’s even called “Video Girl” which denotes a fairly risqué profession for the doll that once served as a teacher and nurse!

However, should you be interested in purchasing Cleavage-Camera Barbie, you may also be the type of person who is in need of help down there (pointing).

If you are in need of help, you may still be able to find and purchase the severed head of the patron saint of genital disease!

That’s right.  Probably for only a very low cost of 1200 Euros ($1700 American green backs), you could secure this lovely mantel-worthy skull.

Now, that thing has some orifices in which you could hide a little camera!

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