Epic Fail

Posted on May 21, 2011


If there ever was a time to use the phrase “Epic Fail,” today was it.

Ah, yes. I mean, no.

We didn’t go anywhere.

Which, technically, doesn’t prove jack shit.

In fact, according to the way this prophecy works, perhaps there are a few people who were saved.  Perhaps they were part of the lost tribes in South America.  Perhaps they, who were out of touch with the bastardization of religion, were the chosen ones to preserve humanity for the future.

What do those believers have to say?

I can’t imagine they can claim that they were wrong.  If they’re true to their word, then they must accept the fact that the rapture did actually occur and that none of them were chosen by God because, let’s face it, they are the kind of people God doesn’t like.

Or, they have to admit that they are stupid.  They have to admit that they were duped.  Again.

In the words of George Dubya Bush, “fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — if fooled — you can’t get fooled again.”


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